Top 3 Victims of the Week

Victims of the Week

Welcome to Top 3 Victims of the Week, where we offer our heartfelt condolences to the American patriots who’ve been attacked by the dark forces of oppressive government, arrogant intellectualism, and gotcha journalism.

Arthur, Patriotic

This week:

3. Wisconsin conservatives

What is it with the pathetic retards running this state’s Republican Party? Why can’t they get rid of ÜberLiberal Russ Feingold (D-WI)? How, in this environment of congressional Republicans valiantly blocking all of Chairman Obama’s attempts to ruin America, can this idiot still be leading in the polls? Even bright blue liberal Illinois is going to send a Republican to fill Obama’s seat (Mark Kirk). I guess the poor conservatives of Wisconsin will have to suffer for yet another six years.

Unusual: the right half is the dumb half.

Islamic urine

I find it interesting that New Yorkers refuse to sit down, shut up, and do what they’re told.

My favorite sex kitten, Fair and Balanced (TM) (Image from swamppolitics.com)

Is this what you want?

This is what will happen, if you let it. This is what our new flag will look like! WAKE UP!

The Islamic States of America